‘Crash’ (2005)
It’s still mind-boggling to think that Paul Haggis’s two-hour lecture about racism (bad), class disparity (also bad), and how we let our many differences divide us when really we’re the same broken people underneath it all (why can’t we all just get along?!?) garnered a half dozen Academy Award nominations, much less won “Hollywood’s highest honor.” We know that the only thing that this industry town’s residents love more than self-flattery is Angeleno-specific self-loathing, yet it still doesn’t quite explain the accolades this ensemble drama received on Oscar night. From the moment that Don Cheadle utters that people miss the human touch “that we crash into each other… just so we can feel something,” you know you’re in for a rough ride. It only gets worse from there, as every character proceeds to speak in bullet points, the symbolism toggles between heavy-handed and butterfingered, and an A-list cast is stuck playing caricatures of corrupt cops, chatty carjackers and cringeworthy Karens. What might have been intended as an attempt to take the nation’s temp during the still volatile post-9/11 era simply read tin-eared and tone-deaf then, and its finger-wagging and phony redemptions feel even more embarrassing now. We have a feeling that were we to revisit this list in the year 2050, Crash would still occupy this same slot.